so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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