I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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