Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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