She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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