Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
sex in a hospital.. check
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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