that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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