Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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