you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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