i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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