girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
my poor anus
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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