You work out of a Hotel?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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