Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Never joke about your clitoris.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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