im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
