And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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