in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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