Buhtt sex?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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