You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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