it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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