I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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