its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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