There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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