fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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