Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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