Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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