I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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