no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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