Too much gin, very little bucket
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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