did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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