Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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