yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She announced her abortion via fbk
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize