I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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