Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You left your phone here
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