It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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