Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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