Me. At least after what I've been through.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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