I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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