I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
