They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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