Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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