I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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