normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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