he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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