grandma shit on top of the toilet
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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