Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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