Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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