no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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