I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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