R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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