hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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