I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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