Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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