Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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