once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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