idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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